Intimidating fantasy football team names
Many of the most popular choices from last year made strong showings once more, with Show Me Your TDs (1st) and Beats By Ray (2nd), both retaining their standing -- Turn Down For Watt, meanwhile, got edged out of third place by the utterly humorless Team Smith. That's not to say there's no fresh talent here, though: plenty of tasteless new names dot the top 30, like Bill Cosbys Sleepers, Adrian Beaterson, and the appallingly genius Luck Her Right In The Percy. For example, “Manziel In Distress” works well, because Manziel is a brand fresh but well-known draft, and “Damsel in Distress” is a classic phrase.Tip 2: Try combining one prominent player with an inside joke. My go-to cue for football starting is being lambasted by commercials of athletes telling me to pick them because of their performance last season, or when that commercial the NFL recycles every year with Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day” comes on and some blonde girl whose fantasy team name was “Romolicious” is sobbing in her convertible.Maybe she’s crying because her fantasy team name is a mixture of Tony Romo and Bubblicious chewing gum, not because she went 1-13. So that’s why here at Fantasy Wired, we’re here to help. Shout-out to CBS for always showing close-ups of Watt’s bloody mangled face during the game! Watt’s girlfriend, if you’re out there, can you just swap positions with your boyfriend for one week out of the month, please? I mean, you’re welcome to direct your opprobrium at me on Twitter, but I’m telling you right now: I’m Italian.But to help you become the true envy of your league, I have scoured the internet, asked the funniest of the funny, and spent many a long night coming up with the best of the best in creative team monikers.Each is suited to match Yahoo’s 20 character limit.
The results are about as pun-laden, juvenile, and just plain dumb as you'd expect.
Coming up with a quality fantasy football team name can be difficult.
We've already walked you through the quarterbacks, running backs, wideouts and tight ends who should be on your draft boards for the 2013 season.
It’s good to know that Roy “Lolo Jones” Helu won’t have any trouble adjusting to Oakland’s track-and-field-baseball-football field. I’ll say he’s a keeper and a fantasy sleeper, Mary-Kate!
Long ago, in an idyllic country far away known as Denver, there lived a prince named Demaryius Targaryen (photo credit: NCSooner, reddit.com). Named for Key & Peele’s brilliant Super Bowl Special, this one had to make the list.